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Post by Fizbne on Jun 13, 2017 12:52:22 GMT
CONTINUING ON FROM THE OTHER FORUM. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I FKING HAVE A SPACE HERE TO RANT.
THERE'S ANOTHER THREAD ON MIGHTY5'S BUT IT IS INFERIOR, NO CAPS LOCK, ISN'T ANGRY ENOUGH AND HAS NO INTEGRITY AND IS A DISHONOURABLE IMITATION OF THE ORIGINAL.
SO. MORTALS. I BRING YOU:
THE OFFICIAL SUPER ANGRY COMMUTING / DRIVING ANGRY CAPS LOCK THREAD
LET ME BEGIN WITH TODAY'S ASHOLE.
FKING AUDI DRIVERS. TWO LANES TURN'T TO ONE OFF A ROUNDABOUT.
IM OVERTAKE IN OUTSIDE LANE, GET IN FRONT BECAUSE YOU KNOW MERGE LIKE A ZIPPER AND THAT.
FK FACE SPEED UP AND GOES ALL BEEP BEEP. I'M LIKE "THE FCK YOU CNT?!" AND DO A SHIFT AND FLOOR AND GET MORE IN FRONT.
I THEN PROCEED FURTHER HONOURABLY.
SHAME ON HIM. SHAME ON HIS FAMILY. BRING DISHONOUR TO HIS CLAN AND BANISH HIM FROM HIS KIN.
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Post by joeytalent on Jun 13, 2017 12:59:24 GMT
I CYCLED 13 MILES TO WORK AND IT WAS 21°C AND SUNNY AND REALLY NICE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY TERRIBLE AMERICAN DRIVING.
Am I doing this right?
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Post by Horney on Jun 13, 2017 13:01:22 GMT
Now this is what the playpen is for!
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Post by Fizbne on Jun 13, 2017 15:33:47 GMT
I CYCLED 13 MILES TO WORK AND IT WAS 21°C AND SUNNY AND REALLY NICE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY TERRIBLE AMERICAN DRIVING. Am I doing this right? FKIN HELL JOEY. SOMEWHAT. I GUESS. YOUR LACK OF FRUSTRATION FRUSTRATES US OVER HERE SO I GUESS THAT WILL WORK. LET THE HATRED FLOW. |
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Post by Meerkat on Jun 13, 2017 16:08:45 GMT
I CYCLED 13 MILES TO WORK AND IT WAS 21°C AND SUNNY AND REALLY NICE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY TERRIBLE AMERICAN DRIVING. Am I doing this right? From my few limited experiences, American driving is atrocious to be honest. I can see why you opt for cycling to work! |
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Post by Dweenimus on Jun 13, 2017 16:47:09 GMT
I rarely get super angry commute anymore. Which is funny cause I'm on the road all day.
WHITE VAN MAN ROAD SUPERIORITY! erry body just gets out my way
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Post by Bilbo on Jun 13, 2017 17:43:53 GMT
Had a Tailgate McNoIndicate pull out on me on a NSL road.
Did they just gun it? No. Decided to slam on when they spotted me and STOP DEAD IN MY LANE.
Cue 1.6 pitiful brake slam. Slowed in time and went round them, mouthed "WHAT THE FCK MAN?!" at them, to see them saying back "sorry, sorry".
Not good enough, if I was 2 seconds ahead of where I was we were both dead. Stupid b*tch.
And I don't even commute anymore, this was just a social drive. Ruined my buzz.
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Post by Bilbo on Jun 13, 2017 17:44:51 GMT
Oh and all those BELLENDS on the Devil's Dyke A27 roundabout who see you coming and pull out anyway. Happens 90% of the time I go around it.
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Post by stillettorebel on Jun 14, 2017 3:13:11 GMT
I CYCLED 13 MILES TO WORK AND IT WAS 21°C AND SUNNY AND REALLY NICE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY TERRIBLE AMERICAN DRIVING. Am I doing this right? From my few limited experiences, American driving is atrocious to be honest. I can see why you opt for cycling to work! I welcome you to come drive in Australia. Your head will literally explode. It will be messy. |
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Post by Fizbne on Jun 14, 2017 7:43:34 GMT
From my few limited experiences, American driving is atrocious to be honest. I can see why you opt for cycling to work! I welcome you to come drive in Australia. Your head will literally explode. It will be messy. SO MANY CUNTS. LIKE. INCOMPREHENSIBLY BAD. SO BAD YOU CAN SEE THE INTERNALS OF THE GEARBOX THEY TAILGATE SO CLOSE. |
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Post by jackyboy on Jun 14, 2017 9:10:39 GMT
CanoeING PICKUP DRIVERS WHY YOU DRIVE SO CLOSE UP MY ASS YOU MAKE MY prarrie canoe ITCH
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Post by wannabe on Jun 14, 2017 9:12:50 GMT
Had a Tailgate McNoIndicate pull out on me on a NSL road. Did they just gun it? No. Decided to slam on when they spotted me and STOP DEAD IN MY LANE. Cue 1.6 pitiful brake slam. Slowed in time and went round them, mouthed "WHAT THE FCK MAN?!" at them, to see them saying back "sorry, sorry". Not good enough, if I was 2 seconds ahead of where I was we were both dead. Stupid b*tch. And I don't even commute anymore, this was just a social drive. Ruined my buzz.
But I thought that every 'situation' could be made much safer by stopping? Like at the end of a slip road onto a 70mph dual carriageway? Or in lane three of the motorway when a police car with blues-and-twos is behind you? Or when a car two cars back has overtaken the car behind you and is trying to pull in behind you?
No?
canoeing retards.
This sounds basically exactly like what happened to me before - I was doing 'some speed' down a decently well-sighted NSL A-road when doddering old fool ferrying three other OAPS around pulled out and crawled up to 30mph at most.
I had to stand on the brakes, lock up and pray, and then come off the brakes to swerve round them on the opposite side of the road to avoid them because I wasn't going to stop in time.
I can only praise the chap on the other side of the road - he was coming up some distance away and must have seen the billowing tyre smoke from my (super-soft) Toyo T1-S because he'd slowed right down and given the whole situation space, which meant that I had a clear carriageway to swerve into. If it had been busy or there had been a lorry coming the other way, I dread to think what the outcome would have been.
Yes, I should have braked earlier and perhaps trimmed some speed past the junctions - lesson derived from the experience and noted for future reference - but it would have been fine if he had actually looked both ways and/or pulled out with some decent vigour.
Grrr.
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Post by minty on Jun 14, 2017 10:09:14 GMT
I wrote my first rag-top (a Rover  ) off in a similar situation. I was the last of 3 cars building speed on a slip road in wet conditions, picking up speed to approx. 60/65 to join dual carriageway when at the very last second the lead car decided to come to a complete full STOP! 2nd car (ABS) narrowly avoids hitting it, I (no ABS) cant avoid hitting 2nd car. First car then drives off as we're getting out to check no one hurt. ARRRFFFGHHHHH FFFFFFKKKK!!!! |
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Post by Fizbne on Jun 14, 2017 11:58:13 GMT
Guys.
Appreciate the input and the anger.
But.
NEEDS MORE CAPS LOCK.
RULES.
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Post by myothercarsa2cv on Jun 14, 2017 13:18:29 GMT
I wrote my first rag-top (a Rover ) off in a similar situation. Tale of woe. ARRRFFFGHHHHH FFFFFFKKKK!!!! Similar experience some years back in the 2CV but fortunately no bad ending. LATE ONE EVENING IDIOT Tailgate McNoIndicate DRIVER IN FRONT OF ME DOING 70MPH IN OUTSIDE LANE OF M4 EASTBOUND DOES EMERGENCY STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON, MAKING ME DO EMERGENCY STOP I WAS SO CLOSE TO HITTING THEM, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A MATTER OF INCHES, MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES TYPE CLOSE. GUY BEHIND IN A POOJET 206 ALSO HAS TO EMERGENCY STOP TO AVOID ME AND GOES IN TO CENTRAL RESERVATION THANKFULLY SOFTLY. CUNTING Tailgate McNoIndicate DRIVER ZOOMS OFF LIKE THEY DIDN'T JUST COME TO A FULL STOP ON THE CanoeING M4, LEAVING ME AND POOJET DRIVER TO HUG IT OUT ON THE HARD SHOULDER HAPPY TO BE ALIVE. |
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) off in a similar situation.
le sigh