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Post by jackmorris205 on Jun 21, 2017 9:16:02 GMT
DRIVEWAY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!! CANOE HAPPENS EVEN WHEN YOUR CAR ISNT MOVING - SPENT 2 HOURS CLEANING THE CAR YESTERDAY MORNING. AFTERNOON, MY NEIGHBOUR DECIDES TO JET WASH HIS CONCRETE DRIVEWAY AND COVER MY CAR IN DIRTY WATER AND SMALL STONES!!!! ARRRFFFGGHH! (I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BUT THINK HE MAY BE A CONVICT) AGGGHHH I LITERALLY HAD THE EXACT SAME HAPPEN TO ME LAST WEEK, UTTER HORSE prarrie canoe |
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Post by stillettorebel on Jun 21, 2017 21:48:50 GMT
DRIVEWAY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!! CANOE HAPPENS EVEN WHEN YOUR CAR ISNT MOVING - SPENT 2 HOURS CLEANING THE CAR YESTERDAY MORNING. AFTERNOON, MY NEIGHBOUR DECIDES TO JET WASH HIS CONCRETE DRIVEWAY AND COVER MY CAR IN DIRTY WATER AND SMALL STONES!!!! ARRRFFFGGHH! (I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BUT THINK HE MAY BE A CONVICT) AGGGHHH I LITERALLY HAD THE EXACT SAME HAPPEN TO ME LAST WEEK, UTTER HORSE prarrie canoe I'd be going over the paintwork with a magnifying glass and billing him for a respray. UTTER Canoe!! |
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Post by jackyboy on Jun 22, 2017 21:42:35 GMT
NOT HAD ANY TROUBLE WITH ANY OTHER ROAD USERS TODAY I JUST WANTED TO FKING SHOUT AND SWEAR IN CAPS LOCKS BECAUSE RACECAR AND TING
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Post by myothercarsa2cv on Jun 23, 2017 8:38:51 GMT
NOT ABOUT COMMUTING BUT I WANT TO HAVE A RANT ABOUT CanoeING PARCELFARCE THE INEPT BASTARDS. ORDERED SOME SEXY PARTS FOR THE WAGON OF AWESOMENESS FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER IN CanoeING APRIL. AFTER WE GET TO JUNE I'M LIKE "WHERE THE Canoe ARE MY PARTS" SO I MESSAGE THE SELLER AND THEY'RE LIKE "PARCELFARCE RETURNED IT TO US" AND I'M LIKE "WHY" AND THEY'RE LIKE "UNPAID CUSTOMS CHARGES" SO I GET ON THE BLOWER LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD BUT CAN I GET THROUGH TO A HUMAN? CAN I Canoe. SO I EMAIL THE BASTARDS AND I'M LIKE "WHY YOU SEND MY GOODIES BACK" AND THEY'RE LIKE "UNPAID CUSTOMS CHARGES" SO I'M LIKE "YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT I HAD TO PAY, HOW TO PAY IT, OR WHEN TO PAY IT" AND THEY'RE LIKE "SO WE DIDN'T SOZ LOL". FORTUNATELY THE SELLER (Hybrid Developments, big up) ARE LIKE "NO WORRIES MATE WE'LL JUST WHACK IT IN THE POST AGAIN NO BIG DEAL" SO I'M LIKE "YOU CanoeING SUPERSTARS THIS IS THE BEST TREATMENT A POMMIE TWAT HAS EVER GOT FROM AN OZZIE" SO BACK IN THR POST IT GOES. I MESSAGE PARCELFARCE COS BY THIS TIME THEY HAVE WELL AND TRULY GIVEN ME TRUST ISSUES AND I SAY "YOU BETTER CanoeING TELL ME WHEN IT ARRIVES HOW TO PAY THE CanoeNG CUSTOMS CHARGES" AND THEY'RE LIKE "WAIT FOR THE CanoeING LETTER YOU CanoeING PEST" AND I'M LIKE "NO WAY I DON'T TRUST YOU AS FAR AS I CAN THROW YOU" AND BY THIS TIME A KANGAROO HAS HOPPED ALL THE WAY TO THE UK WITH MY SHINY SHINY FIX AND ITS AWAITING CLEARANCE SO I REMIND PARCELFARCE TO GIVE ME THE DAMN REFERENCE SO I CAN PAY THE CHARGES AND THEY'RE LIKE "SOZ LOL YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS LOL BUT LOL YOUR PARCEL IS ON ITS WAY BACK TO THE OTHER CanoeING SIDE OF THE CanoeING WORLD LOL" AT WHICH POINT I GET ANGRY. I GO ALL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ON THE POOR INEPT LITTLE Solo Canoeist AND REMIND HIM POLITELY HOW INEPT HIS ORGANISATION IS. THEN THIS MORNING I GET A MESSAGE SAYING "SOZ LOL WE WERE LOOKING AT AN OLD TRACKING ID EVEN THOUGH THE ONE IN QUESTION IS IN THE CanoeING SUBJECT TITLE OF THE EMAIL AND ABOUT 28 TIMES IN THE PREVIOUS EMAILS BUT WE STILL GOT IT WRONG BECAUSE WE EMPLOY BLIND HAM FISTED IDIOTS WHO DON'T CanoeING READ ANYTHING PUT IN FRONT OF THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BLIND SOZ LOL". THEN THEY GAVE ME THE REFERENCE NUMBER AND I PAID MY CUSTOMS CHARGE (ONLINE BECAUSE CAN I GET THROUGH TO A HUMAN? CAN I Canoe) AND IT WILL APPARENTLY BE DELIVERED ON MONDAY. And breathe.
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Post by minty on Jun 23, 2017 8:43:36 GMT
WHY DO CANOES INSIST ON SQUIRTING THEIR WASHERS JUST AFTER THEY CUT IN FRONT OF YOU!?!?
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Post by stillettorebel on Jun 23, 2017 13:04:37 GMT
I hope you didn't pay the admin fee as well, because you don't need to. As long as you pay the customs they are obliged by law to send you your goods. You can safely ignore any invoices for the admin because they never chase up. |
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Post by myothercarsa2cv on Jun 23, 2017 15:53:04 GMT
I hope you didn't pay the admin fee as well, because you don't need to. As long as you pay the customs they are obliged by law to send you your goods. You can safely ignore any invoices for the admin because they never chase up. I didn't know that... they lump it in to one invoice. Argh. That would have paid for a lunchtime pint and pie :@ |
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Post by Bilbo on Jun 30, 2017 7:22:17 GMT
Not directly driving related, but this belongs here.
PHOTOBUCKET HAVE STOPPED ALL THIRD PARTY HOSTING FOR PEOPLE THAT AREN'T PAYING DICKLOADS OF MONEY A YEAR. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU. SO MANY OF MY THREADS ON MULTIPLE FORUMS ARE FUUUUUCKED.
THE GREAT FLICKR MIGRATION BEGINS
STUPID PHOTOBUCKET BELLENDS.
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Post by martiny on Jul 1, 2017 14:17:47 GMT
OMG I'M BOWLING UP TO A T JUNCTION WITH A MINI ROUNDABOUT AND A LEARNER IS COMING FROM THE LEFT. BUT I'M ALL CAREFUL BECAUSE LEARNER SO I DON'T PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND ASSERT MY RIGHT OF WAY AND JUST AS CanoeING WELL BECAUSE SOME Canoe IN A SILVER VECTRA WAS TOO HEROIC TO SIT BEHIND A MERE LEARNER AND OVERTOOK THE WRONG WAY ROUND THE ROUNDABOUT AND WOULD'VE TAKEN MY NOSE OFF IF I HAD TRIED.
PS You can go and do one, Photobucket.
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Post by minty on Jul 3, 2017 9:16:46 GMT
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO MY STUPID JET WASH ADDICTED NEIGHBOUR DECIDED TO JET WASH HIS ROOF WHICH BASICALLY TRANSLATES TO MOVING ALL THE CRAP OFF HIS ROOF ONTO MY ROOF, WINDOWS, FRONT DOOR, DRIVEWAY, PATIO, CARS, IN MY SHED ETC ETC CANOEING ETC!!!
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Post by jackmorris205 on Jul 3, 2017 15:10:04 GMT
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MY STUPID JET WASH ADDICTED NEIGHBOUR DECIDED TO JET WASH HIS ROOF WHICH BASICALLY TRANSLATES TO MOVING ALL THE CRAP OFF HIS ROOF ONTO MY ROOF, WINDOWS, FRONT DOOR, DRIVEWAY, PATIO, CARS, IN MY SHED ETC ETC CANOEING ETC!!! Gey revenge by pressure washing all that crap back over his!! The gruesome pressure washer war of 17 š |
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Post by muckingfuppet on Jul 3, 2017 16:16:38 GMT
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MY STUPID JET WASH ADDICTED NEIGHBOUR DECIDED TO JET WASH HIS ROOF WHICH BASICALLY TRANSLATES TO MOVING ALL THE CRAP OFF HIS ROOF ONTO MY ROOF, WINDOWS, FRONT DOOR, DRIVEWAY, PATIO, CARS, IN MY SHED ETC ETC CANOEING ETC!!! Gey revenge by pressure washing all that crap back over his!! The gruesome pressure washer war of 17 š I'll come over and sh*t in his slippers if you like |
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Post by jackyboy on Jul 3, 2017 21:25:12 GMT
SOME ONE AT GOODWOOD IN A BRAND NEW PORSCHE GT2 RS TRIED DOUGHNUTTING IN FRONT OF ME. EPIC FAIL. SHOULD NOT TRY ON STICKY TYRES IN A REAR ENGINED TRACK.. CAR CanoeING SHOUT POSTING FTW
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Post by Bilbo on Jul 3, 2017 21:28:46 GMT
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WHY DID I HAVE TO LOSE CONTROL IN SUCH AN EXPENSIVE CAR!?"
- The guy who crashed the RS200 on Mulcombe Corner at Goodwood, probably.
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Post by jackyboy on Jul 3, 2017 21:36:12 GMT
SEE THAT AMERICAN THING CATASTROPHICALLY UNDERSTEER INTO THE HAY. WHAT WAS TOQ BE EXPECTED?.
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le sigh