Fizbne's Mazdaspeed Victoria-Bitter-Spec Stage II Roadster
Aug 5, 2018 22:50:24 GMT
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Post by Fizbne on Aug 5, 2018 22:50:24 GMT
Hey guys.
Fizbne here.
Earlier last year I came back briefly with this little Silver prarrie canoeter right here:
mighty5s.com/thread/1834/fizbnes-somewhat-questionable-na6-roadster
I never gelled with the car, even though it was quite similar mod-wise to my first Roadster, I just couldn't fall in love with it. I guess because I always had that nagging thought at the back of my mind "it's rusty, it's rusty, urgh fk sake it's rusty" and we all know I DESPISE rust. That and the fact that I didn't build the car myself - It was someone else's work didn't let me feel like I was "developing" the car for me. So, I gave up on updating the thread with my further endeavors and I'm sure the last post on here was my for sale ad for it. Then I went AWOL.
Until now.
Sooooooo, would you all like to hear a story?
"YES"
Okay, grab a stubby and let 'er rip cos this one's a good'n.
About 3 weeks ago I said TATTY BYE-BYE to my Suzuki Swift Sport, as I part ex-d it for a somewhat questionable BRG Roadster with a bit of cash my way. Got there, looked at the car briefly and decided "Yeah, it's not a Swift, it'll do". Long story short, the seller was uh... Not totally transparent with the car, albeit being someone well known (not gonna mention any names as you never know, they may have genuinely not known that it was a bit of a dog), and it turned out to end up costing me HEAPS to sort out the alignment, only for it to never even drive properly straight in the end.
Come Friday night, and I have a conversation with mein großer freund
Rob which went roughly like this:
"Man I hate this car it's a front canoe"
"I'll buy it off you for £XXX"
"yeah okay"
"im serious btw"
"so am I"
Saturday Morning just gone and I nosey on down to Rob's. I give him the keys, he gives me dolla and on our separate ways we went.
Thanks for tuning in guys.
Lol jk we didn't go on our separate ways, we jumped in the Turdster and went off to High Wyc... Hemel... Ffs I can't remember, it was like West out the M25 or some sht to go see a car posted on one of the Facebook Groups.
A V-Spec Mazdaspeed B-Spec Roadster. That was recorded as a "Cat-C" in 2008. A year after it was imported.
A V-B-Spec, if you will...
If you're not familiar with the B-Spec cars, From what I remember they came in 3 different trims. Stage I, Stage II, Stage III.
S1 being a bodykit and exhaust sorta jobby, the Stage II being a high strung NA Engine with aggressive cams, high comp pistons, LSD, full exhaust system incl. manifold, lightweight flywheel, and the Stage III being superduper charged!
This particular one was a Stage II. The one I'd have out of all 3. Yes, I'm a bit loopy and I'd rather have NA TUNA than Whiney Induction.
Knowing I was going to see another write-off, the night before we went to view I did the full blown Official HPI check, and it came back as indeed being a Cat-C and written off for "extensive damage, not economical to repair." whatever that's supposed to mean. Anyways, on the way there I'm convinced that the car is gonna be a ropey dog, not as described, and totally missing key information like "Btw, there used to be a hole in the boot, and it's been welded up, and undersealed INSIDE THE BOOT, so you can't actually use it properly, or even put a jack in there because it's all sorts of FKED BUT IT'S MINT I SWEAR." *ahem*. Throughout the journey I'm convinced we're just gonna go and have a look, see what's up, laugh a bit at a bent banana of a car, then thank the seller for their time and come back home empty handed so I have time to search for another car. ANYWAYYS. We get there and we see this super duper shiny V-Spec on the driveway.
Damn. It's got really good paint. I knock on the door, and the chappy comes out, says hi etc and whatnot and we proceed to give the car the inspection of it's life.
Boot carpets out, check the boot floor, spare wheel out, check behind there, pull the panel behind the numberplate, nice and straight, look underneath and behind the rear bumper, no ripples, no dents, no welding, and original paint.
We open the bonnet, check the fluids, try and find any signs of rust, poke around, check all the usual stuff. Leaky CAS O-Ring, the usual seepage behind the rocker cover, but other than that. Nothing! I noticed it was missing the shiny Mazdaspeed oil cap, and the MS Cam cover. Bit of a shame, maybe it doesn't have the engine after all...
No point giving up now though and a cam cover's a cam cover. So we continue.
Next step, we jack the car up and if I was the car, I'd be filing a harassment lawsuit or something because we checked, all. of. the. things. Chassis rails - straight, floorpan - absolutely solid. drain holes - squeaky clean and clear, and wow for reals not a scratch in sight down there? Wishbone bushes, not a sign of any being perished...
Okay wtf is going on here.
Rear arches, original, untouched, all the spot welds where they should be. What. Even the big stampy ones on each side at the bottom of the rear arches are still there, super sharp and plainly in sight. Inside the arches as well behind the wheels, just. Clean?!?! Under the boot floor, clean!!
The only signs of rust are the usual surface patches on the wishbones and subframe but other than that, it was completely solid!
The body was good, what about everything else. Is it really a B-Spec? Or just a pretender with the plaque. He starts it up, and we go for a drive, he goes around, the area, at a somewhat blistering pace and I then take over from him.
Oh. My. God. The CAMS. THE FILTHY CAM NOISE. UGH. FKING. WOW. THE POWER DELIVERY, IT'S JUST. URGH. WHY WON'T IT STOP REVVING OH THERE'S THE LIMITER AT EIGHTOTHOUSAND AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA. YEAH OKAY THIS IS GOOD.
But, has it got an LSD? I ask the guy if there's somewhere to test to see if the car actually has one and he's like "go for it" so on the way back, I find a decent sized roundabout with plenty of room. Slight crest, chuck it in, plant the throttle. WOOPYLOOOOOOOOOOO BACK OUT SHE GOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP SHE'S A SLIPPIN, AND SHE'S A KEEPIN ON SLIPPINNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAND straighten up, back to his house.
Then to the bank.
Then back to his.
Then back to mine.
In a stupidly clean, V-Spec Mazdaspeed B-Spec Stage II Roadster.
Oh, you might be wondering about the car being a banana'd Cat-C bent around a lamp-post? Well, we found the "damage".
That. The car must have had a front-ender, which most likely required a new bumper, bonnet, and that slam panel right there. You know, the one that exists to hold the front bumper on... Apparently, that's enough for an insurance company to write this off, but thinking about it being a 2008 claim these cars were mostly worthless back then, and with the previous owner(s) not knowing that it was a Mazdaspeed (confirmed!), and I'm assuming not declared as such, I can only imagine that the car was, unfortunately, written off because of it being a run of the mill standard V-Spec. But Alas, it is now in my toasty brown hands for me to cherish and lick daily.
The Swift was only a Cat-D and it's condition was way worse.
So yeah, apologies if I wrote this a bit rushed probably not in my usual eloquence.
So lewdies and gentlenudes I present to thee:
FIZBNE'S VICTORIA BITTER SPEC ROADSTER (V-B-SPEC)
IMG_20180804_203654 by Haris Naim, on Flickr
IMG_20180804_203623 by Haris Naim, on Flickr
Fizbne here.
Earlier last year I came back briefly with this little Silver prarrie canoeter right here:
mighty5s.com/thread/1834/fizbnes-somewhat-questionable-na6-roadster
I never gelled with the car, even though it was quite similar mod-wise to my first Roadster, I just couldn't fall in love with it. I guess because I always had that nagging thought at the back of my mind "it's rusty, it's rusty, urgh fk sake it's rusty" and we all know I DESPISE rust. That and the fact that I didn't build the car myself - It was someone else's work didn't let me feel like I was "developing" the car for me. So, I gave up on updating the thread with my further endeavors and I'm sure the last post on here was my for sale ad for it. Then I went AWOL.
Until now.
Sooooooo, would you all like to hear a story?
"YES"
Okay, grab a stubby and let 'er rip cos this one's a good'n.
About 3 weeks ago I said TATTY BYE-BYE to my Suzuki Swift Sport, as I part ex-d it for a somewhat questionable BRG Roadster with a bit of cash my way. Got there, looked at the car briefly and decided "Yeah, it's not a Swift, it'll do". Long story short, the seller was uh... Not totally transparent with the car, albeit being someone well known (not gonna mention any names as you never know, they may have genuinely not known that it was a bit of a dog), and it turned out to end up costing me HEAPS to sort out the alignment, only for it to never even drive properly straight in the end.
Come Friday night, and I have a conversation with mein großer freund
Rob which went roughly like this:
"Man I hate this car it's a front canoe"
"I'll buy it off you for £XXX"
"yeah okay"
"im serious btw"
"so am I"
Saturday Morning just gone and I nosey on down to Rob's. I give him the keys, he gives me dolla and on our separate ways we went.
Thanks for tuning in guys.
Lol jk we didn't go on our separate ways, we jumped in the Turdster and went off to High Wyc... Hemel... Ffs I can't remember, it was like West out the M25 or some sht to go see a car posted on one of the Facebook Groups.
A V-Spec Mazdaspeed B-Spec Roadster. That was recorded as a "Cat-C" in 2008. A year after it was imported.
A V-B-Spec, if you will...
If you're not familiar with the B-Spec cars, From what I remember they came in 3 different trims. Stage I, Stage II, Stage III.
S1 being a bodykit and exhaust sorta jobby, the Stage II being a high strung NA Engine with aggressive cams, high comp pistons, LSD, full exhaust system incl. manifold, lightweight flywheel, and the Stage III being superduper charged!
This particular one was a Stage II. The one I'd have out of all 3. Yes, I'm a bit loopy and I'd rather have NA TUNA than Whiney Induction.
Knowing I was going to see another write-off, the night before we went to view I did the full blown Official HPI check, and it came back as indeed being a Cat-C and written off for "extensive damage, not economical to repair." whatever that's supposed to mean. Anyways, on the way there I'm convinced that the car is gonna be a ropey dog, not as described, and totally missing key information like "Btw, there used to be a hole in the boot, and it's been welded up, and undersealed INSIDE THE BOOT, so you can't actually use it properly, or even put a jack in there because it's all sorts of FKED BUT IT'S MINT I SWEAR." *ahem*. Throughout the journey I'm convinced we're just gonna go and have a look, see what's up, laugh a bit at a bent banana of a car, then thank the seller for their time and come back home empty handed so I have time to search for another car. ANYWAYYS. We get there and we see this super duper shiny V-Spec on the driveway.
Damn. It's got really good paint. I knock on the door, and the chappy comes out, says hi etc and whatnot and we proceed to give the car the inspection of it's life.
Boot carpets out, check the boot floor, spare wheel out, check behind there, pull the panel behind the numberplate, nice and straight, look underneath and behind the rear bumper, no ripples, no dents, no welding, and original paint.
We open the bonnet, check the fluids, try and find any signs of rust, poke around, check all the usual stuff. Leaky CAS O-Ring, the usual seepage behind the rocker cover, but other than that. Nothing! I noticed it was missing the shiny Mazdaspeed oil cap, and the MS Cam cover. Bit of a shame, maybe it doesn't have the engine after all...
No point giving up now though and a cam cover's a cam cover. So we continue.
Next step, we jack the car up and if I was the car, I'd be filing a harassment lawsuit or something because we checked, all. of. the. things. Chassis rails - straight, floorpan - absolutely solid. drain holes - squeaky clean and clear, and wow for reals not a scratch in sight down there? Wishbone bushes, not a sign of any being perished...
Okay wtf is going on here.
Rear arches, original, untouched, all the spot welds where they should be. What. Even the big stampy ones on each side at the bottom of the rear arches are still there, super sharp and plainly in sight. Inside the arches as well behind the wheels, just. Clean?!?! Under the boot floor, clean!!
The only signs of rust are the usual surface patches on the wishbones and subframe but other than that, it was completely solid!
The body was good, what about everything else. Is it really a B-Spec? Or just a pretender with the plaque. He starts it up, and we go for a drive, he goes around, the area, at a somewhat blistering pace and I then take over from him.
Oh. My. God. The CAMS. THE FILTHY CAM NOISE. UGH. FKING. WOW. THE POWER DELIVERY, IT'S JUST. URGH. WHY WON'T IT STOP REVVING OH THERE'S THE LIMITER AT EIGHTOTHOUSAND AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA. YEAH OKAY THIS IS GOOD.
But, has it got an LSD? I ask the guy if there's somewhere to test to see if the car actually has one and he's like "go for it" so on the way back, I find a decent sized roundabout with plenty of room. Slight crest, chuck it in, plant the throttle. WOOPYLOOOOOOOOOOO BACK OUT SHE GOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP SHE'S A SLIPPIN, AND SHE'S A KEEPIN ON SLIPPINNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAND straighten up, back to his house.
Then to the bank.
Then back to his.
Then back to mine.
In a stupidly clean, V-Spec Mazdaspeed B-Spec Stage II Roadster.
Oh, you might be wondering about the car being a banana'd Cat-C bent around a lamp-post? Well, we found the "damage".
That. The car must have had a front-ender, which most likely required a new bumper, bonnet, and that slam panel right there. You know, the one that exists to hold the front bumper on... Apparently, that's enough for an insurance company to write this off, but thinking about it being a 2008 claim these cars were mostly worthless back then, and with the previous owner(s) not knowing that it was a Mazdaspeed (confirmed!), and I'm assuming not declared as such, I can only imagine that the car was, unfortunately, written off because of it being a run of the mill standard V-Spec. But Alas, it is now in my toasty brown hands for me to cherish and lick daily.
The Swift was only a Cat-D and it's condition was way worse.
So yeah, apologies if I wrote this a bit rushed probably not in my usual eloquence.
So lewdies and gentlenudes I present to thee:
FIZBNE'S VICTORIA BITTER SPEC ROADSTER (V-B-SPEC)
IMG_20180804_203654 by Haris Naim, on Flickr
IMG_20180804_203623 by Haris Naim, on Flickr