Post by Fizbne on Jun 16, 2016 3:55:18 GMT
So I'm up to page 6 of the bloody thread on MX5Nutz and I gave up.
Stolen from my thread on Nutz, but it's equally as relavant here.
So anyways, England is crap. Stay, Leave, I don't care.
The weather sucks, people are (mostly in London) miserable front canoes, people can't drive (better than Australians though, fk me), the government are front canoes, utter Log Canoe coffee EVERYWHERE, everything is expensive, you can't buy a house unless you're minted, rent is unaffordable in London, and everywhere else is miserable and dreary because the government make cuts everywhere that isn't London,
So, why not join my country?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
See above - A piece of land currently not claimed by any country in-between Egypt and Sudan.
Okay okay, fine. Sudan isn't so great, but Egypt has pharaohs and pyramids and canoe so that's cool.
One problem is that it's already had a claim put on it by some loser from the States because his "daughter wanted to be a princess" so he called himself king, fly over there and put a fkin flag on a rock. He doesn't even live there so fk that guy. I'll invade, claim the land as mine, build a castle and be a real lifedictator ruler of fairness and kind hearty.
So if anyone's interested in supporting me then feel free to apply for immigration to:
LAST.ORIGINAL.LAND.PRINCIPALITY.INTERNAL.STATE.SOVEREIGNTY.OF.FREEDOM.FACTION.VAKIASTAN
or
LOLPISSOFFVAKIASTAN
Land may be purchased through myself - Either through Bank Transfer, or PayPal will be provided upon request. Please pay with PayPal gift to avoid fees, or at least cover the fees.
Tax will be 1% over every electronic transfer. This will be implemented somehow. So if you own a really big corporation you should TOTALLY set up shop here and do a $1,000,000,000,000 transfer to help get me going that would be great. Although, everyone else will be basically paying like no tax, which doesn't work so well to begin with but hey it's fair game. As long as big companies start to pile in ASAP, everything will be GREAT. Trust me, it'll work.
Or fk you I'll just tax you whatever I want myFilthy peasants. Royal Subjects<3
The flag will be made of VantaBlack. And it will be only one colour. Black. Obviously. The blackest material ever made so it's literally blacker than black, and will be the coolest flag ever.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack
www.google.com.au/search?q=vantablack&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjbsrif1KvNAhXk5aYKHSCIDHAQ_AUICCgB&biw=1680&bih=921
Ah, glorious.
There will be a national anthem. Heavy metal, of course. Auditions will be open ASAP.
I am fair, and understanding so if you have any questions please leave them below.
Stolen from my thread on Nutz, but it's equally as relavant here.
So anyways, England is crap. Stay, Leave, I don't care.
The weather sucks, people are (mostly in London) miserable front canoes, people can't drive (better than Australians though, fk me), the government are front canoes, utter Log Canoe coffee EVERYWHERE, everything is expensive, you can't buy a house unless you're minted, rent is unaffordable in London, and everywhere else is miserable and dreary because the government make cuts everywhere that isn't London,
So, why not join my country?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
See above - A piece of land currently not claimed by any country in-between Egypt and Sudan.
Okay okay, fine. Sudan isn't so great, but Egypt has pharaohs and pyramids and canoe so that's cool.
One problem is that it's already had a claim put on it by some loser from the States because his "daughter wanted to be a princess" so he called himself king, fly over there and put a fkin flag on a rock. He doesn't even live there so fk that guy. I'll invade, claim the land as mine, build a castle and be a real life
So if anyone's interested in supporting me then feel free to apply for immigration to:
LAST.ORIGINAL.LAND.PRINCIPALITY.INTERNAL.STATE.SOVEREIGNTY.OF.FREEDOM.FACTION.VAKIASTAN
or
LOLPISSOFFVAKIASTAN
Land may be purchased through myself - Either through Bank Transfer, or PayPal will be provided upon request. Please pay with PayPal gift to avoid fees, or at least cover the fees.
Tax will be 1% over every electronic transfer. This will be implemented somehow. So if you own a really big corporation you should TOTALLY set up shop here and do a $1,000,000,000,000 transfer to help get me going that would be great. Although, everyone else will be basically paying like no tax, which doesn't work so well to begin with but hey it's fair game. As long as big companies start to pile in ASAP, everything will be GREAT. Trust me, it'll work.
Or fk you I'll just tax you whatever I want my
The flag will be made of VantaBlack. And it will be only one colour. Black. Obviously. The blackest material ever made so it's literally blacker than black, and will be the coolest flag ever.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack
www.google.com.au/search?q=vantablack&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjbsrif1KvNAhXk5aYKHSCIDHAQ_AUICCgB&biw=1680&bih=921
Ah, glorious.
There will be a national anthem. Heavy metal, of course. Auditions will be open ASAP.
I am fair, and understanding so if you have any questions please leave them below.
le sigh